@eksith An Idiot Abroad is fantastic. The one where he bungee jumped (in Tuvalu I believe?) from 2 feet up was hysterical.
WF (abbreviation for Wells Fargo) just autocorrected to "swag." OK then.
RT @WordPress: WordPress 4.2.4 Security and Maintenance Release http://t.co/1mGIOU0wzB
RT @nihilist_arbys: Honey, I need to eat
Well, there's food at this rest area
...
Oh, it's just arbys
Whatever. I'm starving
Arbys: whatev…
Well, there's food at this rest area
...
Oh, it's just arbys
Whatever. I'm starving
Arbys: whatev…
@eksith I like and use PHP myself. I too am tired of people badmouthing it. And as you said, it's ubiquitous.
@eksith what's it called?
Needed: Naming as a Service, since there are too many "__ as a Service"s already.
@eksith Then set task scheduler to run this every minute.
@1938loren I guess you drank the Trump Kool-Aid
@mattonomics haha your circle of 929 followers.
I think it's a shame that Cecil the lion was killed by that dentist. But let's have some perspective: http://t.co/4RaVGhwl3M
I did a ton of yard work today and my Fitbit shows part of the story: http://t.co/ZMY4aDRpDB
@mattonomics Private account? I was going to retweet that.
@eksith How about making a shortcut
@eksith Even if you type in mspaint after hitting the start button?
RT @nathanrice: This is gold.
Matthews: "What's the difference between a Democrat and a socialist?"
DNC Chair: [crickets]
https://t.co/7…
Matthews: "What's the difference between a Democrat and a socialist?"
DNC Chair: [crickets]
https://t.co/7…
@mattonomics Laymen don't care about bandwidth.
@phillymac Happy to report that I say those correctly.
I'm happy to lose followers who don't dig my tweets. For those who continue to follow:thank you. You're appreciated. http://t.co/pnPKTwVsT1
@phillymac Oooh burn 😅
@codinghorror NO RAGRETS
Pro tip: opt out of ad tracking using your web browser (even on mobile browsers) http://t.co/mJ8ztNbinK
@SDavisMedia San Diego is a great town.
@1938loren That would really screw him up.
@1938loren His days are numbered.